Long ago, in a land far, far away, the evil queen banished Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs to a fate worse than death (internet blackout). Grumpy, though usually unpleasant and recalcitrant about helping others, took pity on poor pasty, pathetic, and paralyzed Snow. Using his trusty pickaxe, he dug and dug and dug . . . until he uncovered the place where the evil witch of a queen had hidden the keys to the internet kingdom.

After years of paralyzing wait, Snow White and her trusty sidekick, Val Brown, were finally resurrected from the ether, and once more, they have their own place to hang out. (Grumpy is now resting with plenty of ice, a heating pad, Arnica, and Ben Gay, who is, apparently a very good friend.)

More news will come - SOON. All good comes to those who wait (unless you're waiting for dinner and days go by in which case your meal is usually gangrenous and spoiled.)